I haven't touch base here at JoeUser.com for quite a spell. Looks to be more than a year. I took up residents on the moon just to get a little peace a quite. But alas, my peace was shattered by Texas oil men settin' up a drillin' rig on crater over from mine. So I gets in my space rig and heads down for the UN to pitch a bitch. Guess what; all them folks are killin' and mamin' each other, tryin' to steal each others stuff. Mostly oil by the sounds of it all.

I reckon that George Bushwhacker fellow is a wantin' run the whole world. That fellow sure lies alot. Kinda looks like a chimpanze too don't he.

Well I'm headin' out for parts unknown once agian. Pretty much had it with this planet. Hope you change your leaders real soon, cause I think that you all been bamboozeled by the ones you got now

jd ... That's me!